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1995 Classic: The John Grisham Fever

 Why did the lawyer carry a copy of The Rainmaker everywhere? He used it as a manual on how to find “cool” clients.

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1612/31/1998 08:38I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Myspace_Tom06/26/2001 22:15I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Harry_Potter_Ron12/04/2006 13:39Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Nirvana_Teen02/05/2010 06:22Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Uncle_Rico_9803/13/2012 06:43I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@WordPress_Fan_0312/06/2006 06:51The best thing since version 1.0!
@Arthas_Fan_0206/03/2004 09:51Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
@Cool_Story_Bro06/03/1995 06:49Actually, it IS a cool story!

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