Why do lawyers always wear ties? To keep the “venom” from leaking out.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »
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A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »
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I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
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A classic from the Spanish web too!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!