1995 Vintage: The First Day

What is the first thing a lawyer does after waking up? Checks the obituaries for potential “clients.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Legally_Blonde_Elle04/08/1998 12:06What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@CRT_Degauss08/14/2002 13:10BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@BackToFuture_M01/20/2013 06:12Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Runescape_Noob12/11/1997 03:23Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut09/14/2015 21:50My mind is blown by how funny this is.