Why is it so quiet in the law library? Everyone is checking to see if their name is listed under “Shark” in the encyclopedia. Part… Read More »1996 Archive: The Library Ghost

 Why does a lawyer have a phone in his car? So he can chase ambulances without taking his hands off his wallet. Part of the… Read More »1996 Classic: The Car Phone

 Why did lawyers in 1996 have such strong right arms? From carrying those Motorola “brick” phones just in case an ambulance went by. Part of… Read More »1996 Classic: The Cellular Phone Weight

 What do a lawyer and a cheap suit have in common? They both look good until you put them under pressure. Part of the 48… Read More »1996 Archive: The Suitcase Mystery

 What does a lawyer do with a compass? He tries to convince it that North is wherever his client needs it to be. Part of… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Moral Compass

 Why didn’t any lawyers compete in the Atlanta Olympics? Because they can’t run without chasing a car. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Olympic Spirit

 Why don’t lawyers drink coffee? Because they don’t want to take a “break” they can’t bill for. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Negotiation

 What is a lawyer’s favorite animal? A leech—it’s the only creature that understands his business model. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Billing Department

 What did the lawyer say when he saw his first inbox? “Can I charge a ‘digital envelope opening’ fee for this?” Part of the 48… Read More »1996 Archive: The E-mail Revolution

 Why do lawyers love photocopiers? Because every copy is 50 cents of profit and 5 minutes of “document analysis.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »1996 Classic: The Discovery Phase