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1996 Archive: The Suitcase Mystery

 What do a lawyer and a cheap suit have in common? They both look good until you put them under pressure.

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ace_Ventura_Pet05/28/2003 07:24Alrighty then! Super funny.
@WiFi_Zero_One01/04/2015 00:50Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Offspring_Guy02/04/2001 13:07The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Breakfast_Club_B09/05/1997 11:22Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Club_Penguin_Kid01/12/1997 00:52Waddle on over and read this!
@Annoying_Orange09/20/2013 01:52Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

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