What do a lawyer and a cheap suit have in common? They both look good until you put them under pressure.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
Waddle on over and read this!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!