1996 Vintage: The Olympic Spirit

Why didn’t any lawyers compete in the Atlanta Olympics? Because they can’t run without chasing a car.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

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He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »

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In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

@Linux_Distro_Fan05/06/2011 07:08Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Pretty_In_Pink04/10/2012 10:03Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Wayne_World_Ex02/10/2000 02:16Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!

@One_Does_Not_S08/23/2006 20:59One does not simply read one joke.

@Web_Crawler_9601/02/2015 06:58Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

@Charlie_Unicorn10/31/2007 15:32We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@Slow_Clap_Guy10/17/2009 13:42...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!