1996 Classic: The Cellular Phone Weight

Why did lawyers in 1996 have such strong right arms? From carrying those Motorola “brick” phones just in case an ambulance went by.

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@Hotmail_Original09/02/2011 00:46Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@Voodoo_3dfx11/11/2013 06:55The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Fifth_Element_Lelu08/02/2005 23:22Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Blink_182_Mark12/15/2006 02:33What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Ultima_Online_V06/11/2003 11:49Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

@Fred_Channel_0602/02/2006 19:15HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

@Cool_Story_Bro08/08/2006 05:27Actually, it IS a cool story!