1996 Vintage: The Negotiation

Why don’t lawyers drink coffee? Because they don’t want to take a “break” they can’t bill for.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »

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Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »

In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »

A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

@Pirate_Bay_9909/25/2012 04:18Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball09/28/2012 21:02Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Brennan_Huff_X04/22/2008 08:11I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Grinds_My_Gears04/09/2012 11:38You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Leeroy_Jenkins01/13/1996 14:06At least I have chicken... and this joke!

@Social_Media_G08/24/2007 05:55I’m going to poke you for this joke!