What is a lawyer’s favorite animal? A leech—it’s the only creature that understands his business model.
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Llama approved! This joke really whips!
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!