1996 Vintage: The Moral Compass

What does a lawyer do with a compass? He tries to convince it that North is wherever his client needs it to be.

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@XFiles_Spooky_M06/04/2014 23:30Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Harry_Potter_Ron09/23/1996 10:13Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Abe_Sapien_Fan05/20/1996 19:35I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Y_U_NO_Laugh05/01/1996 18:23Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

@Toolbar_Hater04/21/2007 14:24My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!