1995 Archive: The Retainer Fee

Why did the lawyer bring a net to the meeting? He was hoping to catch a “retainer.”

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@Beanie_Baby_Collector05/15/1996 05:35This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Net_Addict_200009/06/2011 03:58My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Jordan_Fan_2302/08/2002 07:24Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Brick_Tamland_L08/06/2014 23:52I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Bad_Luck_Brian10/11/2011 15:54Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@True_Story_Neil07/21/1995 17:28True story! I was there!