1995 Vintage: The Cold Heart

Why do lawyers make great ice skaters? Because they have ice in their veins and they’re experts at “slippery” moves.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »

A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »

Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »

A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

@Beverly_Hills_9021006/11/2006 22:22The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Transformers_OP12/18/2015 00:51Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@E_T_Phone_Home08/29/2003 04:43E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Wayne_World_Ex01/04/2003 06:48Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real12/25/2006 16:58I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Construction_Dig07/02/2001 07:54Still digging for more humor!

@Protoss_Pylon01/24/2008 22:26You must construct additional laughs!