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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »

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In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »

A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »

A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »

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@StreetFighter_Ken08/31/2005 00:13Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Full_House_Lover08/09/2014 04:21You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@OfficeWorker_9905/07/2014 17:39I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Flash_Player_Fan03/30/2008 11:45Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules12/15/2010 07:22Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Cyber_Security_X01/15/2014 04:01Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@G_I_Joe_Real09/26/2011 02:19And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Club_Penguin_Kid01/31/2013 02:22Waddle on over and read this!