1995 Classic: The Shark Professionalism

Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »

A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »

A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »

The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »

Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »

Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »

In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »

In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

@Hotmail_Original07/13/2007 20:04Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@AOL_Instant_Msg11/11/2004 23:27I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Cheers_Norm11/02/1996 14:29Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@USB_Pioneer12/20/2006 13:16Plug and Play laughter!

@MTV_Unplugged04/05/1997 16:05Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Rick_Roller_0712/19/2010 13:41Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Excite_User_9703/20/2011 23:54This site is very exciting!

@Pwnage_King04/14/2007 11:40Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.