Why did the lawyer put his sandwich in the evidence locker? To make sure no one could “discover” his lunch.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Plug and Play laughter!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
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Problem? No, just laughs!