Why are law firm names so long? Because they want to make sure the stationery bills are as high as possible.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
M’lady... this joke is superb.