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1995 Legacy: The Inheritance

 Why did the lawyer study at the cemetery? He wanted to look for “lost” heirs and fresh leads.

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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The Cat and Dog Case
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The Legal Fee Paradox
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2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
 A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »
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The Inheritance Tax
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link08/24/2004 10:54It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Quake_Fragger07/08/1996 19:52M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Sid_Meier_Fan06/03/2009 08:05Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Titanic_Survivor09/14/2009 04:07I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Binary_Boy08/02/1995 02:2601001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Orange_Mocha_F01/02/1995 04:53Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Charlie_Unicorn07/31/2014 08:48We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Hat_Tip_Sir08/15/2015 18:57M’lady... this joke is superb.
@Hashtag_Master05/21/2015 05:00#funny #joke #retro #90s

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