Why did the lawyer study at the cemetery? He wanted to look for “lost” heirs and fresh leads.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
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Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
M’lady... this joke is superb.
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