1995 Archive: The Suit Fit

What do you call a lawyer who’s actually honest? A “miracle” (or a defendant).

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »

In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »

Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

@Lara_Croft_9605/15/2006 14:28Found a real treasure with this one.

@Cyber_Traveler10/29/2013 14:28Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Overly_Attached06/05/2005 09:39I’m watching you... read this joke!

@Afk_For_Laughs02/25/2003 17:03Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Viewer_Number_104/10/2007 20:56First! And it’s funny!