What is the difference between a lawyer and a vacuum cleaner? A vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!