Why did the lawyer cross the road? Because he was legally bound to represent the chicken.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!
Taking a photo of me laughing!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!