1995 Legacy: The Billing Cycle

Why did the lawyer charge his baby for a bedtime story? “Consultation and oral presentation fees.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@ModemWarrior02/09/2004 03:01I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@CyberSteve09/14/2009 00:48Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes02/06/2008 20:19Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Clueless_Dionne10/31/2006 17:18Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@StoneCold_31609/24/2005 00:37And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Step_Brothers_B09/15/2008 00:28Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Hat_Tip_Sir05/20/2013 07:30M’lady... this joke is superb.