Why did the lawyer buy a house in the swamp? He felt right at home with the other bottom-feeders.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
The history of humor in one post.
Taking a photo of me laughing!