Why don’t fish play basketball? Answer: Because they’re afraid of the net!

How do you catch a squirrel? Answer: Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Answer: Because it caught a virus!

Why did the moon skip dinner? Answer: Because it was full!

Why did the bicycle fall over? Answer: Because it was two-tired!

Floating through the atmosphere of comedy. What do you call a cloud that is also a detective? An undercover agent!

School’s out with a final OHH! kids hit. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!

Surfing the internet, 8-legged style. Why did the spider cross the computer? To get to his website!

Pond-side service at its best. What do you call a duck that gets all A’s? A wise quacker!

Falling for the classic season of change. Why are trees so noisy in the fall? Because they never stop rustling!