Extinct humor for the modern era. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!

Catching up with the rest of the garden. A mama tomato, a papa tomato, and a baby tomato are walking. Baby tomato lags behind. Papa… Read More »The Tomato Race

Finding the loudest books in the world. What is the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories!

A slippery situation in the fruit bowl. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!

Sweet treats and medical checkups. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy!

Even technology needs a doctor sometimes. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!

A spooky dance where nobody has any skin in the game. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to… Read More »The Skeleton Party

Space travel and the art of staying grounded. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket!

A school mystery that is clearly funny. Teacher: “Where is the invisible man?” Student: “He’s here, you just can’t see him because he’s skipping class!”

Why numbers sometimes have a hard time. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.