When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment. The doctor said, “You’re ugly.” I said, “I want a second opinion!” He said,… Read More »The Second Opinion

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home. A man thinks his wife is losing her hearing. He stands 20 feet behind… Read More »The Hearing Test

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife. My surgeon told me not to worry, it was his first time too. I laughed. Then… Read More »The Surgeon’s Nap

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor. The doctor said, “I have bad news and worse news.” I asked for… Read More »The Bad News First

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient. My doctor used a solid gold stethoscope. I asked him if it worked better. He said,… Read More »The Expensive Stethoscope

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect. “Doctor, I keep forgetting things!” “How long has this been going on?” “How long has… Read More »The Memory Pill

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book. I ate an apple every day, but the doctor still showed up at my house. Turns out… Read More »The Apple Myth