In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the “Family Doctor” becoming a “Managed Care Specialist,” the high-tech mystery of the first digital thermometers,… Read More »55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for… Read More »A doctor and a lawyer are…
Getting paid to do what we do best… or trying to. I went for a sleep study, but I couldn’t fall asleep because I was… Read More »The Sleep Study
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor. The doctor gave me a clean bill of health. I celebrated by going out and eating… Read More »The Final Checkup
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses. The doctor looked at my X-ray and said, “I’ve found the problem. You swallowed a bunch of coins.” I… Read More »The X-Ray Vision
Waiting months for a five-minute conversation. I finally saw the specialist after six months. He looked at me for two seconds and said, “Yep, you’re… Read More »The Busy Specialist
A painful lesson in following the doctor’s orders. “Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after my leg heals?” “Yes, absolutely.” “Great, because… Read More »The Broken Leg
Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand. My surgeon used a robot to perform my gallbladder surgery. It was great until the… Read More »The Modern Surgeon
Understanding where your best traits really come from. My doctor said my health issues are genetic. I asked him for my parents’ address so I… Read More »The Genetic Wonder
A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster. I asked the nurse why the hospital food was so bad. She said, “It’s… Read More »The Hospital Food
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