Why was Britney in a red latex suit on Mars? Because in 2000, NASA’s budget was nothing compared to the costume department of a teen pop star.
Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2000 “Glitter, Gadgets & Gigli” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What is this? A joke for ants?
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!