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Why was the ghost so lonely and holographic? Because Denis Villeneuve made the future look beautiful, orange, and very, very quiet.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the ape asking "What a wonderful day!"? Because Noa was b...read more »

Why was the 2023 ghost so articulate? Because he didn't write his...read more »

Why did the pumpkin record your face? Because it’s connected to t...read more »

In 1998, Halloween was marked by the growing Y2K panic, but befor...read more »

In 2012, Halloween was a global dance-off. Between trying to surv...read more »

In 2001, Halloween felt like the start of a cinematic golden age....read more »

Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he had no body to go w...read more »

In 2004, Halloween was "so fetch." It was the year we learned tha...read more »

Why was the teenager using a phone with a physical charging port?...read more »

Why did the witch’s broom keep disappearing? Because "glitch-core...read more »

Why was the astronaut costume so dusty? Because it’s not a costum...read more »

In 2002, Halloween was a mix of superhero hype and the kind of ps...read more »

Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the gu...read more »

Why was the ghost so broke? Because he put all his "afterlife sav...read more »

@Harry_Potter_Ron05/08/2013 04:48Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Unix_Wizard11/25/2015 00:11sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Lock_Stock_Two10/17/2003 05:43It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Mr_Blonde_Dance04/07/2004 07:18Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Space_Jam_Lola08/28/1998 00:01Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Dirty_Dancing_F09/18/2005 05:58Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Runescape_Noob08/20/2012 13:52Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan11/04/2012 08:25OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!