2018 Archive: The F-35B Combat Debut
Why was the Marines’ flight over Afghanistan special? Because after 20 years and $400 billion, the F-35 finally proved it could do what an A-10… Read More »2018 Archive: The F-35B Combat Debut
2017 Archive: The Shape
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shape. / Shape who? / The Shape of You! I’m in love with your doorbell, let me in! (Ed Sheeran’s… Read More »2017 Archive: The Shape
2016 Legacy: The Computer Screen Saver Hypnosis
Sitting perfectly still in an office chair for twenty minutes, completely mesmerized by the digital “3D Pipes” animation, believing it is a live security feed… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Computer Screen Saver Hypnosis
2016 Archive: The “Ken Bone” Hype
Why was the uncle in the red sweater so popular? Because for one week in October, a guy in a half-zip pullover was the most… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Ken Bone” Hype
2016 Classic: The Suicide Squad Uniform
Why the Halloween dress-up day turned into absolute chaos because twenty different high school girls showed up wearing blue-and-pink pigtails and holding plastic baseball bats.… Read More »2016 Classic: The Suicide Squad Uniform
2016 Archive: The Sully
A guy drinks a shot and says, “I’ve had a rough flight.” The bartender says, “You were on a bus for ten minutes, relax.” Part… Read More »2016 Archive: The Sully
2015 Archive: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
Listing the names of three different nieces, an old landlord, and the deceased family cat before successfully identifying the teenager standing right in front of… Read More »2015 Archive: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
2015 Archive: The Straight Outta Compton
A guy walks in with a black and white sign that says “Straight Outta Patience.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars… Read More »2015 Archive: The Straight Outta Compton
2014 Legacy: The The LEGO Movie Pride
Why was the BBQ “Everything is Awesome”? Because Chris Pratt was the hero of 2014, and we all believed that a plastic world was better… Read More »2014 Legacy: The The LEGO Movie Pride
2014 Vintage: The Slack Launch
Why did the lawyer love Slack? Because it allowed him to “hustle” and “bill” in 15 different channels at the same time. Part of the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Slack Launch