Why was the BBQ “Everything is Awesome”? Because Chris Pratt was the hero of 2014, and we all believed that a plastic world was better than a real one (until we stepped on a LEGO brick in the grass).
Part of the 32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Awesome Mixes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!