Staring at a fuzzy, blinking electronic toy and asking why the grandkids bought an owl that speaks demonic gibberish and refuses to shut up unless you take its batteries out.
Part of the 37 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1998 “Windows 98, Furby Owls & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Scanning... Laughs detected!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
This site is never finished... with humor!
You must construct additional laughs!
Heh heh heh. Good one.