Why Mel Gibson? For making a historical epic where the American Revolution was fought entirely as a personal grudge match between a dad and a very mean British guy.
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Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.