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2000 Archive: The Patriot Fire

Why Mel Gibson? For making a historical epic where the American Revolution was fought entirely as a personal grudge match between a dad and a very mean British guy.

Part of the 36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2000 “Gladiators, Volleyballs & Mutant Leather” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@South_Park_Cartman02/23/1997 16:21Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Alt_Vista_Searcher10/21/1995 02:49I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Harry_Potter_Ron06/18/2010 02:57Bloody brilliant, mate!
@StrongBad_Mail02/11/1998 09:23I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut03/25/2001 08:54My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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