Why did the lawyer love Slack? Because it allowed him to “hustle” and “bill” in 15 different channels at the same time.
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Speeding Ticket
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In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »
The Honest Lawyer
A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »
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A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »
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A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Posting this to my own wall right now!