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2014 Vintage: The Slack Launch

 Why did the lawyer love Slack? Because it allowed him to “hustle” and “bill” in 15 different channels at the same time.

Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@GameBoy_Color11/28/2012 12:52Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@Matrix_Rebel06/24/2000 10:24I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Pirate_Bay_9903/30/2015 06:33Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Ninja_Turtle_R12/05/2013 21:06Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Goldmember_I_L08/17/2014 12:52I love gold! And I love this joke!
@First_World_P04/27/2002 01:30My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Space_Background03/07/2004 13:27The stars are aligned for this joke.
@Wall_Post_Hero09/14/1997 12:55Posting this to my own wall right now!

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