2023 Legacy: The FDU Upset
Why was Purdue looking for a hiding spot in March? Because #16 seed Fairleigh Dickinson beat the #1 seed, proving that in March Madness, the… Read More »2023 Legacy: The FDU Upset
2022 Legacy: The Death of Mikhail Gorbachev
Why was his funeral so low-key? Because the man who ended the Cold War died at a time when the new Cold War was already… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Death of Mikhail Gorbachev
2022 Vintage: Spirit Halloween
Why was the old abandoned mall so popular? Because it’s 2022, and if a building is empty for more than five minutes, it officially becomes… Read More »2022 Vintage: Spirit Halloween
2021 Vintage: The Bernie’s Mittens
A guy sits in the corner of the bar wearing a heavy parka and giant wool mittens, looking extremely unimpressed. The bartender asks, “What can… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Bernie’s Mittens
2021 Archive: The “Me You Madness” Vibe
Why Louise Linton? For a movie she wrote, directed, and starred in that felt like a 90-minute fever dream about high fashion and cannibalism. Part… Read More »2021 Archive: The “Me You Madness” Vibe
2020 Classic: The 2020 Anniversary
“What did you get me?” “A bottle of hand sanitizer and a promise not to talk to you for two hours. It’s the ‘Diamond’ gift of the… Read More »2020 Classic: The 2020 Anniversary
2019 Archive: The Postcard
She sent a postcard from a desert island. It said: “Peace at last. But the sand is too sandy.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2019 Archive: The Postcard
2019 Classic: The Cats Trailer
I’ve never seen a collective internet scream like the one that happened when we saw the “human-faced cats.” Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2019 Classic: The Cats Trailer
2019 Vintage: The B-52
“Light it up like a dragon over King’s Landing.” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2018 Vintage: The Cardi B (I Like It) Fan
“I like diamonds, I like stunting, I like… 75-watt bulbs.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition archive. Historically Verified