1999 Legacy: The Stethoscope

“I hear a whistling sound.” “Is it my lungs?” “No, I think it’s your bank account emptying.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

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A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

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@Matrix_Glitch12/28/2002 23:24There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Legally_Blonde_Elle09/21/1997 20:52What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Dodgeball_Pat11/10/2004 04:25If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@StumbleUpon_User01/08/1996 03:51I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@Pwnage_King07/22/2015 14:29Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Android_Bot_9906/30/2007 22:48Beep boop. Humor recognized.