“Light it up like a dragon over King’s Landing.”
Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
2024 Classic: The Hazy IPA Fatigue
"I want a beer I can actually see through." "Coming right up, gr...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
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2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!