1999 Legacy: The Stethoscope
“I hear a whistling sound.” “Is it my lungs?” “No, I think it’s your bank account emptying.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Stethoscope
1998 Archive: The Furby Interrogation
Staring at a fuzzy, blinking electronic toy and asking why the grandkids bought an owl that speaks demonic gibberish and refuses to shut up unless… Read More »1998 Archive: The Furby Interrogation
1997 Vintage: The Hair
She spent four hours at the salon getting “chunky highlights.” She looks like a very stylish tiger. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Hair
1997 Classic: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove that I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997… Read More »1997 Classic: The Calculator
1997 Vintage: The Lost World Dinosaurs
The T-Rex is in San Diego now, which is still less scary than trying to find a parking spot at the mall on a Saturday.… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Lost World Dinosaurs
1996 Vintage: Richard Gere
Why was he in a courtroom? Because Primal Fear taught us that if Richard Gere is your lawyer, you’re either innocent or Edward Norton is a much… Read More »1996 Vintage: Richard Gere
1996 Legacy: The Oprah Effect
If Oprah says we need to “live our best lives,” it usually means I’m moving all the living room furniture again. Part of the 55… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Oprah Effect
1996 Archive: The Binder Clip Art Explosion
How did you know an assignment was done in 1996? The cover page featured a massive, pixelated piece of Microsoft Word clip art—usually a cartoon… Read More »1996 Archive: The Binder Clip Art Explosion