The T-Rex is in San Diego now, which is still less scary than trying to find a parking spot at the mall on a Saturday.
Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Taking a photo of me laughing!