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1996 Vintage: Richard Gere

 Why was he in a courtroom? Because Primal Fear taught us that if Richard Gere is your lawyer, you’re either innocent or Edward Norton is a much better actor than we thought.

Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes: The 1996 “Spice Up Your Life” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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