She asked if the minivan has an “ejector seat” for when she’s had enough of my “scenic routes.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2010 Archive: The Kindle
She asked if her Kindle can read my mind. I said no. She said, "Good, I’d hate to be bored by wh... read more »
She asked if her Kindle can read my mind. I said no. She said, "Good, I’d hate to be bored by wh... read more »
2. 2018 Classic: The Snap
She doesn't need Infinity Stones to make me disappear. She just starts talking about "family tra... read more »
She doesn't need Infinity Stones to make me disappear. She just starts talking about "family tra... read more »
3. 2006 Classic: The Vacuum
She says the Roomba is "the only member of this family she respects."Part of the 63 Mother-in-La... read more »
She says the Roomba is "the only member of this family she respects."Part of the 63 Mother-in-La... read more »
4. 2002 Vintage: The Garden
She told the tulips they were "lacking discipline."Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2002 ... read more »
She told the tulips they were "lacking discipline."Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2002 ... read more »
5. 1997 Classic: The Pizza
We ordered pizza. She complained that the pepperoni was "looking at her funny."Part of the 68 Mo... read more »
We ordered pizza. She complained that the pepperoni was "looking at her funny."Part of the 68 Mo... read more »
6. 2001 Archive: The Internet Search
She searched for "How to fix a broken son-in-law." The internet suggested "Return to Sender."Par... read more »
She searched for "How to fix a broken son-in-law." The internet suggested "Return to Sender."Par... read more »
7. 1996 Vintage: The Mall
We went to the Mall of America. She complained that it wasn't big enough to hold all her grievan... read more »
We went to the Mall of America. She complained that it wasn't big enough to hold all her grievan... read more »
8. 2020 Archive: The Guest Room
She says the guest room curtains are "passive-aggressive."Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
She says the guest room curtains are "passive-aggressive."Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
9. 2014 Vintage: The Chat Room
She’s the only person who can make a "Smile" emoji look like a subpoena.Part of the 62 Mother-in... read more »
She’s the only person who can make a "Smile" emoji look like a subpoena.Part of the 62 Mother-in... read more »
10. 2024 Vintage: The Stanley Cup (Part 2)
She’s still carrying that giant cup. She says it’s for "hydration," but I’m pretty sure it’s jus... read more »
She’s still carrying that giant cup. She says it’s for "hydration," but I’m pretty sure it’s jus... read more »
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