2004 Legacy: The Eternal Sunshine Fan
They don’t change the bulb; they just erase the memory of ever having light. Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Eternal Sunshine Fan
2004 Legacy: The Skater Shoe Bulk
Watching the boys waddle down the hallway because their massive athletic shoes had tongues so thick they couldn’t actually bend their ankles to walk normally.… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Skater Shoe Bulk
2003 Legacy: The Airbag
She asked if the minivan has an “ejector seat” for when she’s had enough of my “scenic routes.” Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Airbag
2002 Vintage: The Wilco “Yankee Hotel Foxtrot”
Why the radio static? For the album that was so “weird” its label dropped it, only for it to become the most acclaimed record of… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Wilco “Yankee Hotel Foxtrot”
2001 Classic: The iTunes Revolution
Why was the playlist so clean? Because Apple launched iTunes in January, and we spent the whole 4th of July trying to “rip” our CDs… Read More »2001 Classic: The iTunes Revolution
2001 Vintage: The Wikipedia Launch
Why did the intern stop using the library? Because he found a website where anyone can write anything, and he figured that was “close enough”… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Wikipedia Launch
2001 Vintage: The Robotic Surgery
My surgeon used a robotic arm for the first time. He said it was great, except he kept trying to use the joystick to find… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Robotic Surgery
2000 Classic: The “Revolving Door”
Why do Generals retire and join Defense Boards? Because the “Military-Industrial Complex” is just a high-stakes version of “Musical Chairs.” Part of the 35 Military… Read More »2000 Classic: The “Revolving Door”
2000 Vintage: The David Beckham Mohawk
Why was the paparazzi chasing a haircut? Because Becks shaved his head, and suddenly every kid in Manchester wanted to look like a punk rocker… Read More »2000 Vintage: The David Beckham Mohawk
2000 Archive: The Patriot Fire
Why Mel Gibson? For making a historical epic where the American Revolution was fought entirely as a personal grudge match between a dad and a… Read More »2000 Archive: The Patriot Fire