2024 Classic: The Firewall

Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.”

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde went to buy a new pair of glasses. The optician asked "H...read more »

How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.read more »

A blonde put her hand over her mouth when she sneezed because she...read more »

How do blondes make instant pudding? They put it in the microwave...read more »

A blonde went to the bank to open a savings account. The teller a...read more »

A blonde brought a spoon to the movie theater because the sign sa...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, floppy disks, and the p...read more »

A blonde was trying to teach her dog to fetch. After 30 minutes s...read more »

Welcome to 2007 – the year of the first iPhone. The way we shared...read more »

A blonde walks into a library and whispers "Can I have a burger a...read more »

Why do blondes always wear headphones? So they can listen to thei...read more »

A blonde was trying to fix her computer. She asked her friend "Ho...read more »

A blonde decided to go ice fishing. She cut a big hole in the ice...read more »

A blonde stared at an orange for hours because she wanted to see ...read more »

@DialUp_Dreamer03/19/1995 12:36Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@SpiceGirls_Fan05/23/2006 15:11Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Dial_Up_King08/30/2002 13:12Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Winamp_Playlist11/14/1998 16:43Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@GG_WP_9811/20/2015 11:00Good game, well played. This is a winner.