Why was the playlist so clean? Because Apple launched iTunes in January, and we spent the whole 4th of July trying to “rip” our CDs without the computer freezing.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Space Odysseys” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Moana 2 (Live Action/Animated Hybrid)
Why was the pool so "Magical"? Because Disney combined every tech...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Hyper-Loop" Parade
Why did the parade last 3 seconds? Because they put the floats on...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart-Condiment" Bottles
Why did the mustard bottle talk back? Because it was an "AI-Sauce...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Houdini" Dua Lipa
Why was the host gone? Because like Dua Lipa, he did a "Houdini" ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart-Flag" Technology
Why was the American flag changing colors? Because it was an LED-...read more »
2025 Vintage: The The White Lotus
Thailand: Why was the 4th so "Elite"? Because the new season made...read more »
2024 Archive: The Gladiator II (Teasers)
Why were the Dads acting "Imperial"? Because Paul Mescal was abou...read more »
39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2012 “Avengers & Apocalypse” Edition
In 2012, Independence Day was a "Global Phenomenon." We were all ...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Daylight" David Kushner
Why was the 4th so "Dramatic"? Because this song made "waiting fo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Deep-Fake" History
Why did the Declaration of Independence sound like it was read by...read more »
😜 More from category: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Drone Show Takeover
Why were the traditional fireworks "Vintage"? Because in 2025, if...read more »
32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Awesome Mixes” Edition
In 2014, Independence Day was a "Global Viral Event." We were all...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Space Odysseys” Edition
In 2001, Independence Day felt like the true start of the 21st ce...read more »
35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, Independence Day was a victory lap. We survived the "Mil...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
One does not simply read one joke.
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!