Why was the paparazzi chasing a haircut? Because Becks shaved his head, and suddenly every kid in Manchester wanted to look like a punk rocker with a golden right foot.
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Alrighty then! Super funny.
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
What is this? A joke for ants?
More capacity for humor on this site!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
Classic. Simply classic.