What do you call an ant that’s a doctor? An “ant-i-biotic.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
The human guide to online humor.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
Shut up and take my laughter!