2000 Classic: The “Revolving Door”

Why do Generals retire and join Defense Boards? Because the “Military-Industrial Complex” is just a high-stakes version of “Musical Chairs.”

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the Navy build ships with no kitchens? Because in 2025, i...read more »

In 2013, the military realized that the "Eye in the Sky" was also...read more »

Why the palm scan? To make sure that the person holding the rifle...read more »

Why the "Dog-Drone"? Because a mechanical dog doesn't need to be ...read more »

In 2023, the military realized that the "Future of War" costs abo...read more »

Why was the 2025 parade on the "Metaverse"? Because it’s the only...read more »

Why did the Pentagon have to "Reboot" the Tactical AI in 2025? Be...read more »

Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Martian Recon" is that w...read more »

Why the 24/7 training? Because in 2025, your "Smart Watch" is a p...read more »

Why did 2024 see "Fire from the Sky"? Because someone realized th...read more »

Why was June 2023 the most confusing weekend for NATO? Because we...read more »

Why the debate? Because we’re not sure if giving the "Red Button"...read more »

Why the demand? Because it makes the "World of 2025" look like a ...read more »

Why so many servers? To make sure that "NATO AI" can talk to "EU ...read more »

@Net_Neutral_9506/24/1998 22:49This is why we need the internet.

@SouthPark_Stan12/11/1997 13:59Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Napster_User_9904/20/2004 17:39Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Gnutella_User04/23/1999 03:34Peer-to-peer laughing!

@ODP_Editor_9909/17/2012 07:54Approved for the Open Directory Project!