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2011 Vintage: The Coldplay “Mylo Xyloto”

Why the neon? For the band turning their shows into a giant glow-in-the-dark party with wristbands and Rihanna features.

Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2011 “21, Born This Way & The Dubstep Drop” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Discman_Skipper10/22/2009 08:08Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Iron_Man_Tony07/29/1998 12:47I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Total_Recall_Fan02/15/2000 16:39Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Donny_V_ShutUp09/16/2002 15:26Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Jackie_Brown_Fan05/12/2010 12:38Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry02/17/1997 22:39In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler08/30/2007 14:13May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Starcraft_Zerg09/30/2005 07:51Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
@Warcraft_Orc05/04/1996 06:50Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost05/01/2007 11:57Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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