Why did the salesman have a glowing review from his mom? Because “Professional Networking” was getting desperate. Part of the 83 Office Groaners: The 2010… Read More »2010 Archive: The LinkedIn “Recommendations”
What do you call an ant that’s a doctor? An “ant-i-biotic.” Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge for some snacks! Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Robin
The “Antennagate.” I told my husband he’s holding his phone wrong. He told me I’m holding our marriage wrong. Part of the 61 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2010 Vintage: The iPhone 4
Why was this a “digital Pearl Harbor”? Because someone created a virus that could physically destroy Iranian nuclear centrifuges—a move everyone looked at but nobody… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Stuxnet Virus
Why were we “Mayors” of Starbucks? Because in 2009, “checking in” to a location was a badge of honor, before we realized that broadcasting our… Read More »2009 Classic: The Launch of Foursquare
Why Ice Cube? For proving that the answer to the title’s question should have been “Yes” after the first movie. Part of the 39 Razzie… Read More »2007 Legacy: The “Are We Done Yet?” Sequel
“I bought a sports car and a Bluetooth headset.” “Classic 2007.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Mid-Life Crisis
Watching the boys waddle down the hallway because their massive athletic shoes had tongues so thick they couldn’t actually bend their ankles to walk normally.… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Skater Shoe Bulk
I’m “chaining” my thoughts together. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
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