2016 Archive: The Sully

A guy drinks a shot and says, “I’ve had a rough flight.” The bartender says, “You were on a bus for ten minutes, relax.”

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@Napster_User_9907/29/2015 14:55Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Floppy_Fanatic11/26/2008 09:19Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@CRT_Degauss12/10/1996 20:35BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Grunge_Lord_9404/18/2012 15:51I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Zoolander_Mug05/23/2007 02:21I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Homestar_Runner04/17/2004 07:31That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Shut_Up_Money12/17/2001 02:45Shut up and take my laughter!

@Filter_Fanatic05/21/1996 17:11This joke looks better with a sepia filter.