Why was the Marines’ flight over Afghanistan special? Because after 20 years and $400 billion, the F-35 finally proved it could do what an A-10 does, but with much more expensive fuel and a lot less “Brrrt.”
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!